Saturday, September 22, 2018

July 2018 Birchbox Review


Birchbox is a $10 monthly subscription that provides members with 5 deluxe beauty, skincare and hair care samples in sometimes-cute little boxes that contribute to clutter can be repurposed as gift or storage boxes. Posts are going to be pretty primitive for a bit as I play catch up (sorry, guys) so let’s get straight to the quick and to the pointless.

Davines LOVE Smoothing Shampoo and Conditioner-$28 for full sized shampoo, $32 for full sized conditioner
MakeupDrop Original-$20 for full sized

I greatly dislike getting hair care samples in subscription boxes but I appreciate how large Davines shampoo samples usually are this one did a surprisingly good job at washing my hair. I was able to get a decent lather going without much effort. I love that the conditioner was custard-thick. It didn’t provide the best moisture but it worked better than my last couple of Davines conditioners. The smell of this duo was herbal, almost like cooking with sage and thyme; it wasn’t my favorite scent but it was acceptable. I do wish conditioner samples were bigger than shampoo samples.

This, surprisingly, was the stunner of the box. Holy crap, as bold of a red as this shade is, I’m in love with the rosy glow it leaves on my cheeks (swatched below). It isn’t that raw flesh pink either but a deep blushing red. I’m not too sure about the cooling sensation I’m supposed to feel. I get a little bit of a cooling feeling when I get a direct breeze on my face from my tower fan but really, there’s no real minty fresh face feel to this blush. I’m tempted to try it as a lip stain. The shade was so beautiful that I ended up buying two gel blushes by The Sephora Collection (I had a $5 store credit to burn and some samples to claim).

I love something between a cream cleanser and a foam cleanser. Creams are incredible. Think Clean & Clear, Neutrogena, any drugstore cream cleanser really. Then there are the cream cleansers that just drive me nuts like La Roche Posay. The other end of the spectrum is the foaming cleanser. These are hit or miss for me, mostly miss. I often find foaming cleansers too drying. Many gel cleansers that foam just create a slippery film on the surface of my face and strip oils from my face but not much else while non-foaming cream cleansers are hydrating but add a filmy layer on my face without feeling like they removed any dirt at all. Real Chemistry created a lice marriage between the two types of cleansers. I didn’t find that it stripped too much oil from my face (though it can be slightly drying if I’m too vigorous about agitating) and I felt like it actually did clean my face without adding an extra layer of cleanser film. The only slight con to using this product is it takes a while to wash it all away. This might be great for some people to give that assurance that their face is actually clean but it wasn’t the best quality for me because I’m constantly running late and the entire process just slowed me down a bit in the mornings. Still, I would award a B+ for functionality.

Same hydrator, different brand. I do enjoy the sample size, it’s fairly generous at 10mL. A little bit goes a long way and even though it did a great job at hydrating without the oily feeling that comes with cream moisturizers, it’s fairly easy to go overboard with application and end up with a tacky face. I tried wearing this on top of the Caudalie Vinoperfect serum that I’ve been using for the past few months now and I felt over-hydrated and a little tacky so I think I will be putting this away until the windy autumn months where my foundation coverage will be a little heavier and my moisturizers will be need to be more of a gel texture.


I don’t think I’ve ever been more upset with any tool that I’ve received in a subscription box. The silicone sponge is a cute concept and all but this little guy was so tiny that it was hard to use on my entire face and I don’t wear under eye concealer so its purpose was lost there as well. I feel like I would have had more luck with this sample if I enjoyed full coverage base makeup but since I usually go for a mostly sheer makeup look, the heavy, streaky application with this sponge just didn’t work for me. A ton of people complain about streakiness when applying with a silicone sponge but clearly the answer is to blend everything out with either a sponge or a brush. Here is where I ask “Then why use a silicone sponge?” No fucking clue. This product makes no sense to me outside of the novelty of it all. I can save on the amount of wasted product by applying with this but I would just be removing any excess product with a brush or sponge anyway so I reiterate, “No fucking clue.”

Arrow Cooling Cheek Tint sheered out (left) and unblended (right)
I enjoyed July's Birchbox. I loved the Arrow cooling cheek tint and Real Chemistry foaming cleanser. I was just grateful that the shampoo and conditioner were samples that were somewhat suited for my hair type (coarse and frizzy) even if not exactly a product intended for black girl hair. I won't scoff at a new tool (generally) and the Dr. Jart+ hydrogel will get some love in the near future.

Thanks for putting up with the shittier post today, again I'm playing serious catch up and the 4 month old remora won't let me out of her site long enough to eat dinner, let alone blog, so I sneak them in when I can. Things will get better. In the mean time, thanks for your patience.










Sunday, August 26, 2018

July 2018 Ipsy Review


Ipsy is a $10 a month subscription service that provides subscribers with 5 deluxe (and sometimes full sized) beauty items and a makeup bag. July was surprisingly amazing; it was the strongest bag I’ve received from Ipsy in months.

Tuesday, August 21, 2018

July 2018 Sephora Play Review


Sephora is a $10 monthly subscription box that provides members with sample sized items that can commonly be found within your local Sephora stores. I recall until my last Sephora post hoping beyond hope that my shitty (for me) June box was due to late billing. I believe I was wrong because July was just more of the same. Firstly, the box seemed to be a bit of a Tarte takeover, for better or worse. I received:

Tarte Deep Dive Cleansing Gel - $1.25 Cruelty Free


The Tarte Amazonian Clay blush is a nice enough item: decent sized, convenient, good value, good quality. Unfortunately it blends in so well with my skin tone that it does not show up in the slightest.

I received the Tarte Color Splash lipstick in the shade Salt Lyfe. Nice color if I had a lighter skin tone. It is almost the exact same color as the Too Faced Melted Matte lipstick I’ve received in the past from Sephora. It also looks painfully similar to the shade Set Sail that I destashed sometime earlier this year. The lipstick is highly pigmented and very creamy but it didn’t have the best staying power.

 
I am loving the Josie Marian Whipped Arian Oil. It has more of a cream texture, which is not what I was expecting given the name of the product. I love how well it moisturizes and absorbs but it might be just a tad too heavy for the summer months. I think it will be perfect when autumn rolls around though.

July wasn’t my first experience with the Tarte Deep Dive cleansing gel (reviewed here). It’s a gel that cleans. That’s pretty much it, nothing special about it, other than how incredibly tiny the sample is.

I like Caudalie products and the Vinoperfect Concentrated Brightening Essence was no exception. It smells a little bit like mushrooms and feet and from what I gather it is supposed to be applied after toner but before serum. I found it hydrating and non-irritating but I haven’t seen any brightening or visible difference so far. Not something I see myself buying in the future.

Last but not least is the Rahua Color Full Hair Mask. I do not have dyed hair so I was not able to try this product out yet, unfortunately. I cannot imagine it being any different from any other conditioner though. I rarely color my hair but I’ve been bored lately and since locs are so hard to start and transition to or from, dying my hair is the most reasonable change I can make to my hair.

While not a bad box, I just don’t feel like they’re ever tailored to fit my needs. Of all the boxes I receive, Sephora is often at the bottom of the list regarding items I receive and not because the items are awful quality. Quite the opposite, really. My dissatisfaction stems from the fact that I feel like shades are never taken into consideration when my box number is randomly drawn from the hat.

Thursday, August 2, 2018

June 2018 Sephora Review



Play! by Sephora is a monthly subscription that sends out 5 beauty/skincare/hair care items and one bonus item (often a fragrance sample) for $10 plus state tax. Sephora also gives out 50 bonus beauty insider points that can be redeemed with an in-store purchase each month. I was not impressed with June’s Sephora box but I desperately want it to be because of billing. I did not realize that the credit card I had on file had expired so I was billed late and as a result I ended up with, I’m hoping, one of the left over boxes that doesn’t match my profile. I received:






Sorry for the glare
This is the tiniest sample ever. Seriously, how the hell am I even supposed to get a brush in there. This sample did not work for me. Aside from it Bering so small that it just isn’t functional, it works against my sheer coverage Look I’m usually trying to achieve and makes me look “done-up.” The shade is also far too light for me so I get this Sammy Sosa-esque look going.


This oil based cleanser works about as well as my Target Up & Up brand cleanser. It removes eye makeup well and after a bit of a rinse I’m good to go. I do love the purple packaging though and I’m always pleased to remove another eye makeup remover but ultimately I can purchase just as efficient for a bit less. 


 

I don’t really know how I feel about Too Faced as a brand. The risqué names for products isn’t really a selling point for me since I’m not in middle school, the shades never really seem to reflect my wants or needs as a person and those two things make me feel like the brand is a bit overrated. Now that that’s all been addressed, the Too Faced Melted Matte lipstick isn’t a terrible product. It applied evenly, tastes like chocolate or fondant and is a little sweet which reminds me of Stila Stay All Day liquid lipstick and wasn’t overly drying. I’m not a fan of cake flavored lips even though I’m not entirely against it so that was another aspect of this lipstick that just didn’t sell me. The shade Queen B is borderline unwearable for me though. It is too mauve of a pink where I usually tend to lean more towards brown and gray shades. I guess there just wasn’t anything different enough about this lipstick to make me want to run out and try to find a shade that works for me.

 

This was the one item I was completely stoked about in June. I already had a sample of this, a freebie I grabbed from Ipsy about a year back and I used the shit out of this on my baby bump.* This time they sent it in a little tub instead of a tube, but the volume is still about the same. The smell is decadent and it is so wonderfully moisturizing. If every lotion forever could be either this or that fresh minty crisp scent of Clarins I would just be so pleased.

*I should note, I escaped pregnancy with only 2 stretch marks, but that is with a combination of moisturizers and I strongly believe it was only because I moisturized at all, not because of any particular moisturizer or ingredients it contained.

 

I can’t lie; I haven’t given this a chance yet. I’ve been failing trying to organize my bedroom and sample stash and it got buried in a pile of hair care and two June Target Beauty Boxes. Lizzie would be the only person who could use it anyway and the summer humidity has been so rough on her hair that I don’t have much hope for this product.

 

On to some hair products I did get to. Marajó deserves a medal for their Deep Treatment shampoo and conditioner. Holy hell, both of these were thick, thick formulae, especially the conditioner that was the consistency of a thick cream cheese frosting. It even smelled like fresh vanilla cream cheese frosting. The shampoo smelled like fondant, but not cloyingly sweet the way fondant often smells. My shower when I washed my hair with these guys was a bakery that specializes in wedding cakes. The samples were small but the shampoo garnered a great lather and the conditioner felt like it penetrated. Of course, I had to work on a smaller area of hair to get any noteworthy results.
Too Faced and (unblended) CoverFX
 
Too Faced and (blended) CoverFX
The Breakdown: Was I disappointed with this box? Absolutely, but that’s because the shades just didn’t work with me. The powder sample was too small to effectively use and it left me looking like a vampire and the lipstick is too similar in shade to others that I’ve previously purged. Were there some great things? Sure. I loved the Brazilian Bum Bum cream and the bonus shampoo/conditioner samples. The Clinique makeup remover is just an added bonus for me as it is something that I regularly use.